"University of Adversity" Program Letter

Dear Ms. Hansell:
Have you ever thought that you could make it -- you can create order out of chaos of your life and have your wildest dreams fullfilled, if only you could pull from yourself the drive that others seem to have? Well you can! You have only to ask yourself, 'What's my pleasure?' and it will be yours, if such is truly your desire.

We are pleased to inform you that you have... participate in a self-help program like... is about to embark on an age undreamed... of the restructuring. Enclosed... items essential to your...

...you can be... the...

In any endeaver, Ms. Hansell, the drive to accomplish your goals and the confidence you need to achieve those goals are the key factors -- your competitive edge. Your knowledge and experience up to this point count for little. Our 'University of Adversity' Program can and will grant you near-limitless amounts of motivation, stamina and will power.

...embarking into a true adventure,... a better more ordered world; to truly learn the value, beauty and meaning in perfect structure.

To begin your enrollment in this amazing program, simply solve the enclosed three-dimensional logic test we have provided to assess your determination and problem solving abilities. You will find within the test the key to a world of pleasure undreamed -- to worlds of untouched desires.

Upon completion, you will be asked to aid in the recruitment of new participants only when you have been convinced of the merits of our program. There are many of our number... very anxious to contact you. If you... persuasion, feel free to call our... sucessful graduate, Donald Wallace (that's right, "The Wallet" himself!) for personal endorsement at the number below.

Please don't distribute this number. It is Mr. Wallace's private line, given to... or distrubution to potential enroll... but he'll be happy to tell you how our "Univeristy of Adversity" Program has affected his...