SCENE: A scrawny man in bondage gear sits on the floor of a dreary basement, frantically fiddling with a puzzle box. His eyes convey a depraved sense of frustration and longing as he finally solves the last trick of the puzzle. The walls part as a portal to Hell opens, and the Cenobites stride though, as always. But something is different...sitched to the torso of Pinhead's leather garments are a pair of huge breasts, no doubt removed from some unfortunate female past victim. The current supplicant does not even seem to notice this as he implores,

     SUPPLICANT: Oh Angels of the Abyss! I grow weary of the superficial pleasures of this world, and I wish to know the meaning of true agony! I have prepared the dead swallows and the urine! I beseech thee, O Dwellers in the Pit of Doom, take me with you to the Outer Darkness, that I may at last know true suffering!

     FEMALE CENOBITE: [noticing Pinhead's "accessories" for the first time]

     PINHEAD: They're Breasts, of course.

     FEMALE CENOBITE: I KNOW what they are! Why are they there?!

     SUPPLICANT: Please, oh please, inflicit upon my the most exquisite torture! I want to bleed out my life strapped to the slab of Eternal Damnation!

     FEMALE CENOBITE: [to the SUPPLICANT:] Wait a moment. [To PINHEAD]

     PINHEAD: Hell has become more and more orderly of late. I wanted to do something different for a change!

     FEMALE CENOBITE: They're absurd!

     PINHEAD: It was either this or a cape!

     FEMALE CENOBITE [Incredulous] A CAPE? Why can't you take this more seriously?!

     SUPPLICANT: Please, PLEASE? Isn't anyone here going to rend and tear my flesh apart? Please?

     PINHEAD: [Ignoring him] Why do you have to be the only one with breasts around here?

     FEMALE CENOBITE: Well, I never! I'm going back! This poor sodis just going to have to tear himself apart! [storms back through the portal]

     SUPPLICANT: NOOoooOOOOooOO!!!

     PINHEAD: Oh bugger. You're no fun anymore. [Starts back for the portal with BUTTERBALL AND CHATTERBOX]

     SUPPLICANT: Oh please, WAIT! I want to go with you! I want you to tear my soul apart! PLEASE!

     PINHEAD:[annoyed] Oh you. I'd forgotten about you. [PINHEAD walks over to the SUPLLICANT, and kicks him hard, once, and then walks back through the portal with the other two.

     SUPPLICANT: NOOOooOOOooOO!