Kindergarden Hellraiser
by D.J.


Pinhead:            "We have eternity to know your flesh."
Little Girl:        "Okay Mr. Pennyhead, but I have to be home in time for dinner."

Pinhead:            "We have such sights to show you."
Little Girl:        "My mommy only let's me see 'Gee-rated' films Mr. Pennyhead."

Chatterer:          <cht, cht, cht>
Little Boy:         "Your breath stinks."

Pinhead:            "So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it."
Little Boy:         "BUT IT'S RECESS TIME!!!!!"

Pinhead:            "Wait!"
Little Girl:        "But I gotta go potty NOW!"

Little Boy:         "I got a question Mr. Pennyhead." (raises hand)
Pinhead:            "It is not hands that call us, but desire."

Little Girl:        "See Mr. Teddy Bear? My mommy gave him to me."
Pinhead:            "Bring him to us. We want to hear his confession from his own lips."

Channard Cenobite:  "The doctor is in."
Little Boy:         "But I already had my booster shots!"

Pinhead:            "We are angels to some, demons to others."
Little Girl:        "That's what my mommy said about by brother Pete."